Thursday, March 4, 2010

I’m More Likely To Suck Your Cock If It’s Small

Every Tuesday, some friends and I rock pub trivia at a local bar. Not only was the title of this blog our team name, but it’s also the inspiration for this post. Based on responses to my last post, I feel that the little guy was not given his due. In a world obsessed with big cock, I want to talk about reasons why having a small – average penis creates some serious advantages. (Note: This post is not intended to make big donged dudes feel bad … but I feel like the world has your back most of the time. So just chill.)

This post is an opinion piece (which means that the things I am writing are not true for everyone). If it changes your mind about small cock, that’s wonderful! If you’re still a size queen at the end, that’s cool too. But what I hope, is even if you’re still personally a size queen, you may give more respect where respect, in my opinion, is due.

This piece is based both on personal experience and stories that folks have shared. I just like you to know where the opinions are coming from!

So let’s talk small cock.

1: “I’m more likely to suck your cock if it’s small.”
  • Your mouth doesn’t get as tired as quickly as it would with a wide penis. This means that when a dude with a small-average (“S-A” from here on out) penis is getting blown, he can expect longer BJs (if he can hold out, of course).
  • It is much easier to protect the S-A penis from your teeth. Wide cocks take up lots of space in your mouth. This means there’s always the risk of shucking skin off the surface of a wide cock, or breaking the condom you’ve put on that wide cock. If you decide to protect the wide cock via the cover-your-teeth-with-your-lips route, you risk cutting up the inside of your mouth. So it’s either, cut him up or cut yourself up. When blowing the S-A penis, those concerns may still be there, but they’re not as epic. Because there’s more room inside your mouth, it’s easier to protect dudebro or the inside of your mouth from being maimed. Again, contributing to longer, more willing BJs.
  • And although this can happen with the S-A cock, with a wide cock, drool … gets … everywhere. Whether you want it to or not. At least with the S-A cock, you’ve got a bit more choice in the matter.
  • A long cock, when put into the mouth as far as it will go, will always hit the epiglottis, which then triggers the gag reflex, which then leaves the person giving head fighting not to vomit all over said penis. Truth be told, some people can control that reflex, but many can’t. With the S-A penis it is more likely that dudebro will be able to get his penis balls deep into the givers mouth (which as I understand it, feels pretty amazing).

2. Speaking of balls deep, let’s talk penetration.
  • The S-A penis saves the ladies from a cervix pummeling. Now, some ladies are totally into having their cervix repeatedly slammed into during penetration. For some, however, this can be extremely painful, and results in her pushing his hips back so he can’t penetrate as deeply, results in him needing to hold back on the power of his thrusts, and can even mean that certain positions are no longer on the list of things those people can do. So even though I know there are some positions that S-A penis owners can’t rock because their penises aren’t long enough … having a long penis can also take positions off the list. And, speaking of balls deep, it is more likely that in any position, a dude with the S-A penis can rock hard, powerful, balls deep thrusts without causing discomfort for their lady friend. (And PS S-A penis owners … rear entry and woman on top are going to be your two money positions. Just as a heads up.)
  • If you’re going for endurance sex, the wide penis can literally become a pain in the ass (or vagina). After a while, fucking a wide penis can result in skin literally being frictioned off the sides of the vaginal or rectal walls, which is painful. Long penetration sessions become difficult or impossible. With the S-A penis, this friction issue is decreased, which means that if you’re in it to win it with a long, endurance style penetration session … the end is less likely to result because of pain.
  • Anal sex is easier with the S-A penis. The wide penis is more likely to cause tearing (especially if anal play isn’t being done correctly), and may also simply just not fit (that goes for some vaginas too, for that matter).

3. Condoms
  • With the S-A penis, your average condom fits. Try to put an average condom on a dude with a wide penis, and you’re going to see that lovely boner deflate because the condom is too tight. Also, the average condom may not be long enough to fit over longer penises, and that patch of skin that isn’t covered … isn’t protected from STIs. So the S-A penis has the advantage in being more easily protected by the average size condom.  
  • Because places that give out free condoms generally have average sized condoms in stock (although if you ask, they sometimes have wide condoms as well), it is more likely that the free condom user will have something that fits the S-A penis.
  • (NOTE: Condoms are not one size fits all.  A large or wide condom will fall off a smaller penis ... just so you know.)

4. Dudes with S-A penises know they can’t just rely on thrusting to be considered good lovers.
  • Anyone can be good at penetrating … but it takes skill and hard work to be good at everything else. Because dudes with S-A penises can’t rely on penetration alone, they have often or will often put in the hard work to gain the skills to be good at everything else. Which can be a beautiful thing. For some, the best sexual experiences are those where everything leading up to the penetration was so amazing, that by the time penetration happens, it’s only a small piece of the experience. Dudes with S-A penises tend to be better equipped for this fact.
  • Specifically when talking about ladies, the extra savvy that the S-A penis owner works to his advantage in two ways. The first is that it takes ladies some time before they’re ready for penetration, and if dudebro knows how to throw down in activities that aren’t penetration, he’s more likely to get there anyway. The other way is that, all a woman’s most sensitive parts are in her vulva (don’t know what a vulva is? Click here to find out). In terms of a woman’s orgasmic potential, penetration usually isn’t the path to her big ‘O’ anyway, and so dudebro packing the S-A penis will probably be more likely to help his lady cum.

5. S-A Cock may also mean S-A Balls
  • And that may mean an easier time of popping S-A balls in one's mouth simultaneously.

So, the next time you bad mouth a small-average penis … think about what it might be like if you put it in your mouth instead.

Keep Thinking!

-Becca

12 comments:

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    Keep up the great work!

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